FREE SHIPPING — CANADA & USAINSTALLS IN 15 MINUTESSAVE $200+/YEAR ON TP30-DAY GUARANTEE2,000+ HAPPY CUSTOMERSFREE SHIPPING — CANADA & USAINSTALLS IN 15 MINUTESSAVE $200+/YEAR ON TP30-DAY GUARANTEE2,000+ HAPPY CUSTOMERS
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Stopwiping. Startspraying.
The $60 bathroom upgrade that saves you $200+ a year on toilet paper. Installs in 15 minutes flat — no plumber, no tools, no excuses.
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★★★★★ Rated 4.6/5 by 214 verified customers
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🌿 Saves 100+ rolls/yr
⚡ 15-min Install
🚚Free shipping in Canada & the US
⏱15-min install
🛡️30-day guarantee
💧No electricity needed
🌿Saves 100+ TP rolls/year
⭐4.6/5 rating
🚚Free shipping in Canada & the US
⏱15-min install
🛡️30-day guarantee
💧No electricity needed
🌿Saves 100+ TP rolls/year
⭐4.6/5 rating
How It Works
Ready in 3 steps. No plumber needed.
Seriously — if you can twist a cap off a water bottle, you can install this.
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Remove your toilet seat
Unscrew the two bolts that hold your seat. Takes about 30 seconds.
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Connect the water line
Attach the T-valve to your toilet's existing water supply. Hand-tight, no tools required.
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Enjoy cleaner cheeks
Put your seat back on, turn the water on, and never look back. You're welcome.
Why Clean Cheeks
Built different. For your behind.
Premium engineering that doesn't cost premium prices.
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Dual nozzle system
Front and rear coverage — surgical precision for every situation.
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Self-cleaning nozzles
Auto-rinse after every use. Never touch anything questionable again.
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Adjustable pressure
Gentle mist or full jet. Your throne, your rules.
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6mm slim profile
Slides under your seat. Invisible. Effective.
The Math
Bidet vs. Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper
Clean Cheeks
Annual cost
$200–400/year
$59.99 one-time
Cleanliness
Smears, doesn't clean
Water-clean fresh
Environmental impact
27,000 trees/day
Saves 100+ rolls/year
Plumbing clogs
Common cause
Zero risk
Skin irritation
Friction & chemicals
Gentle water only
How much will you save?
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People in your household
2
200
Rolls saved per year
$200
Money saved per year
2
Trees saved per year
Bidet Attachment
Clean Cheeks Bidet
★★★★★4.6· 214 verified reviews
127 sold in the last 30 days
$59.99$79.99Save 25%
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1 Bidet
$59.99
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2-Pack
$99.99
Save 17%
3-Pack
$139.99
Save 22%
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30-Day Defect Guarantee If it arrives damaged or defective, we'll ship you a free replacement. No questions asked.
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Free shipping across Canada & USA. Ships 1-2 business days.
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15-minute install — no tools, no plumber needed.
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Fits 99% of standard toilets.
4.6
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Excellent
Based on 214 verified reviews
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Daniella T.
Toronto, ON
★★★★★
"Installed at every toilet in the house. It only took me about 20 minutes to do, it's pretty simple. Guests always ask about it too"
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Jasdeep D.
Brampton, ON
★★★★★
"Saving a fortune on TP now. Feel so much fresher. Quality is holding up perfectly months later."
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Kevin M.
Mississauga, ON
★★★★★
"Tried a bidet travelling and never looked back. This is affordable, simple, and works perfectly."
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Sarah P.
Vancouver, BC
★★★★★
"Game changer during pregnancy. The front wash is gentle and exactly what I needed."
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Mike R.
Calgary, AB
★★★★☆
"Solid product for the price. Water pressure is adjustable which is key."
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Tracy L.
Ottawa, ON
★★★★★
"Was skeptical at first but my husband convinced me to try it. Now I can't go back to just toilet paper. Feels cleaner and we're saving money on TP every month."
✓ Verified Purchase
FAQ
Questions? We've got answers.
Will this fit my toilet?
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Yes — our bidet fits 99% of standard toilets. If your toilet seat attaches with two bolts at the back, you're good to go. Does not fit one-piece smart toilets or wall-mounted models.
Do I need a plumber to install it?
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Absolutely not. It connects to your toilet's existing water supply with a simple T-valve. No drilling, no special tools. Average install takes about 15 minutes. We include a step-by-step guide and video tutorial.
Is the water cold?
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Our bidet connects to your cold water line. Most people find it refreshing and get used to it within a day or two. In Canada, the water temperature adjusts with the seasons — it's milder than you'd expect.
What's your return / guarantee policy?
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We offer a 30-day defect guarantee. If your bidet arrives damaged or has a manufacturing defect, we'll ship a free replacement — no questions asked. Due to hygiene reasons, we cannot accept returns on used units.
How long does shipping take?
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Orders ship within 1-2 business days. Delivery takes 3-7 business days within Canada and 5-10 business days to the US. All orders ship free — no minimum order required.
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Let's be honest
Paper smears. Water cleans.
You wouldn't shower with a dry towel. So why is that still how most of us handle the important stuff?
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Flushed every year
The average household burns through ~200 rolls a year, gone before you even notice.
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Trees, every day
27,000 trees felled daily worldwide just to make paper that smears instead of cleans.
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Actually clean
Paper doesn't fully clean your 💩. Water does, every time.
Free shipping • 15-min install • 30-day guarantee
Honest comparison
Charmin, bamboo, or actually clean?
Premium paper or eco paper, it's all still paper. You rebuy it forever, and it still just wipes. Here's what water does instead.
Charminbranded toilet paper
Bamboo TPpremium toilet paper
What it costs you
$59.99 once
$200+/yrforever
$250+/yrforever
Actually cleans with water (not just smears)
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Buy once, no re-ordering forever
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Never run out at the worst moment
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Adjustable water pressure
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Gentle rinse, no dry rubbing
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Tree-free
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The verdict
Clean, once & done
Rebuy it forever
Greener paper, still paper
Comparison reflects typical products in each category. Toilet-paper cost based on average household spend; premium bamboo typically runs higher than conventional.
The first 90 days
What actually happens when you switch
Every Clean Cheeks owner goes through the same four stages. Here's your future.
Day 1
The 15-minute install
Two bolts, one T-valve, zero plumbers. You'll spend longer picking something to watch tonight.
Week 1
The first-spray gasp
The first one's a surprise. The second one's a lifestyle. By Friday, every other toilet feels like camping.
Month 2
The TP aisle walk-by
You stroll straight past the paper aisle. Your cart is lighter. So is your grocery bill.
Day 73
It's officially free
For a two-person household, the TP savings have already covered the $59.99. Everything after this is pure profit, and you're just cleaner than you used to be.
Free shipping • 15-min install • 30-day guarantee
Your cheeks have 30 days to decide.
Try it risk-free. If you're not completely satisfied within 30 days, we'll make it right. No questions asked. Arrives damaged or defective? Free replacement, shipped immediately.
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